Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013

mo shit

Another word like bullshit. Mo shit is defined as when someone is pulling an extra dose of bullshit and has advanced to a higher level.

James in on that mo shit, he’s already past the bullshit.

by AnastasiaBeeverhausen March 16, 2018

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021

sonic shit

when you shit so fast it all comes out in one push

"oh yeah, I just took a sonic shit"

by Brother Jacku September 6, 2014

Hogan Shits

The infamous time of day 15 minutes after eating at Duquesne University's dining hall. These vicious turds are unlike any other and will leave you on your knees begging for mercy.

Guy: Yooo why are you taking a shit again? That's the third time today!
Me: Hogan Shits, man

by cloudythrone August 30, 2022

Fupa Shit

A situation where you blowin chunks out yo piss-hole.

I done fupa shit my undergarments.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 6, 2019

Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013