Friday night funkin lore

Well its just

My friend:dude you know Friday night funkin lore:
Me:

by Beep beep you sad fuck October 7, 2021

goules of the night

drugged youngster past 3am.

ahh yeah i was out like and I saw these three, proper crack heads like, fucking goules of the night they were lad.

by shlongfanboy October 8, 2021

lezzy night

When 2 lesbians have a movie night together.

"Me and Rachel watched No Time To Die for our lezzy night, but it had such a sad ending!"

by crackqueline October 13, 2021

lezzy night

When 2 lesbians have a movie night together.

"Me and Rachel watched No Time to Die for our lezzy night, but the ending was so sad!"

by crackqueline October 13, 2021

interlogical snow night

wait that's illegal

Alen 1: hey maybe we should do an interlogical snow night
Alen 2: whats that
Alen 1: AH HE IS AN IMPOSTER
All The Alens: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by fineti October 21, 2021

Guts night

A night in which sexual intercourse has been scheduled in advance between a husband and wife who have small children. This is often done because their once exuberant sex life has been utterly destroyed since having children. Absolutely nothing trumps guts night!

Any night you got a legitimate shot at crushing some ass.

Phil: "Hey Tom, a bunch of us are going to the bar to watch the Astros in the world series. You in?"

Tom: "I would on any other night guys, but tonight is guts night and the wife is DTF! I am not missing that for the fucking Astros!"

by The Fratriarch October 28, 2021

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021