spaceport foot

One who's foot or feet consists of astronauts and space shuttles. This is one of the most offensive words ever uttered by man. Even worse than yardmouth.

Drew is such a spaceport foot!

by Spartixus December 15, 2005

Manure Foot

A person's dance partner who moves like he stepped in horse manure with one foot and he's trying to kick it off with the other foot. Ususally reserved for a beginner who cannot keep tempo with the music.

"Gee, Sally, how'd you get stuck dancing with that manure foot?"

by Jon Scott June 14, 2007

switch-foot

when you walk up to someone and they go one way and you go the same and its hard to pass them.

"yo i just had mad switch-foot with that kid we went back and forth for the ill second"

by C-fitzizzle May 10, 2008

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

four foot tall and toothless

1. to be four feet tall and have no teeth

2. to look like ass

Robert-I have a GIRLFRIEND

Zach-dude shes four foot tall and toothless

Robert (puts his pointer finger and thumb on his nose and looks side to side)

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 8, 2009

Wet-Footed

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.

"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"

by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

big foot'in

When you are on the internet and look at friends, co workers or people at your school photos and notice that your in the background(not really the main subject but just standing over by the window),you then save the picture on your favorite social community.

Guy1: Hey did u see those pictures of Sally fuck face drunk at the party!!
Guy2:Yeah I totally big foot'in them.

by t-ront May 12, 2009