CHILD: Hey Mommy Can I Have Something On This Game Called Fortnite?
MOM: What Do You Want?
CHILD: Vbucks
MOM: Fuck Off.
MOM: What Do You Want?
CHILD: Vbucks
MOM: Fuck Off.
by MilkyBeVibing October 16, 2021
Get the Fortnitemug. by OkYesVeryNice May 18, 2018
Get the Fortnite Godmug. 
by mccarcrashSucks November 28, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. Something a boy who's name starts with a G does, and apparently is embarrassed about. This man will lie to his girlfriend (or ex girlfriend) about what he's really doing. Hope you are full from that long dinner, cause u just lost ur chocolate cake. Go Fortnite!
by hhhlaxboymymomdrivesaminivan May 14, 2018
Get the Fortnitemug. The most overrated video game in history and one of the biggest reasons why 2018 was a bad year. It's a battle royale game where you start off on a blue bus with a hot air balloon on top of it, you jump off, then you shoot other players and try to get top 1 out of 100 on the leader board but since that's the case there's a 1% chance of winning and a 99% chance of loosing and it repeats it's basically the same thing over and over again. It also has a lot of microtransactions in it which a lot of dumbasses buy for stupid skins and waste their money (basically throwing it in the trash). Also a bunch of 9 year olds play this stupid game and when they loose (which again a 99% chance of that happening) they rage and break their controller or keyboard. Even to this day people still play this stupid game.
person 1: Do you play fortnite?
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh
person 2: No its a shit game full of microtransactions and a lot of toxic people are on it
person 1: Oh
by Funny Definition Writer June 22, 2022
Get the FORTNITEmug. by DatBoi696969 November 11, 2019
Get the Fortnitemug.