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Duck and Tofu

Also, Duck 'n Tofu.

Euphemism for: absolutely nothing - particularly in relation to not catching any fish on a fishing expedition.

Ironic version of "Sweet Fanny Adams"
I hear you went Marlin fishing yesterday, did you catch anything?

Just Duck and Tofu
by hec toring June 27, 2016
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Duck Shuffler

Duck robot with a chronic gambling addiction.
Did you buy the Duck Shuffler plush on time?
by Sqwimble McWimble May 11, 2024
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ITS A DUCK HAT

It means hi, or like oh me god. It's how all decent people great each other.
sees friend, the friend sees the other friend the run for each other like civil humans the great each other with a "ITS A DUCK HATTTTT"
by lezbezorahalf September 22, 2020
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Duck Duck Jeep

The act of placing a rubber duck on another's jeep to brighten someone's day. It also tells the person nice jeep. Known to attract freaky jeep girls.
Bob is sad because no one ever Duck Duck jeep his JKU.
by CRASHLJR August 22, 2023
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Duck

Duck
by haaaaaaahaaaaaaa November 14, 2022
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musty duck

When chowing vagina, the female scoots up slowly from vag to ass leaving a female duck butter from your nose to your chin
Chad was eating out his girlfriend and she gave him a musty duck.
by Bran November 26, 2017
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Donald Duck

A special ed kids favorite non existent person who is more slow than stupid and probably in a mental hospital like you.
"Ay man hope you don't mind if I call you a Donald duck?'
"Tf a donald duck"
"A mental special ed kid"
by you shall no seek my name November 9, 2022
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