Jone Bag

Looks like a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.

Commonly used phrase: you will suffer
Minimalist, wears only one sweater every day. Probably changed shirt?

A cool guy, might let you copy off of his work
Is NOT fucking around he will slit your fucking throat.
Chooses not to do any non-math homework

Person 1: oh no I didnt finish my homework
Person 2: it's okay, Jone didn't even try to do his
Person 1: who's Jone?
Person 2: that's Jone Bag, that one scrub who cleans, but doesnt change his CLOTHES

by IdkWater February 23, 2019

lady bag

a euphemism for a woman's chest.

yo dude! are you seeing her lady bag? its huge.

by mushr00m_lov3r May 11, 2021

Bowling bag

When pussy lips are so long and droopy that you can envelope your balls in them while having sex.

She had been rammed so many times that her bowling bag could fit my deluxe balls.

by Ceeyar August 28, 2015

M-Bag

a girl who acts and seems like a jbag but isn’t really

“uno keisha’s moving mad”
“nah not really she’s an m-bag”

by m6969 jr February 5, 2020

tofu bag

A derogative term for a vegetarian. Especially for someone who is "overly" vegetarian, like the person who gets mad when other people at the table order meat.

Emily: "You're ordering the steak? Don't you have a conscience?"
George: "God Emily you're such a tofu bag."

by tofubags4lyfe July 26, 2013

bag popper

a person whom enjoys speaking loudly and / or making loud noises to entertain oneself; a great distraction or annoyance to coworkers and anyone within earshot.

Chris: "Can someone come here. I NEED HELP."

CoWorker: "Chris, you are a bag popper. You are special."

by DertyDermy July 16, 2014

Douche bag

His name is nick. Nick is a douche. Fuck you nick, you’re a douche, don’t be nick.

Defined qualities a nick has:
-Homeless
-Is a douche bag
-An asshole
-Bad
-No bitches, absolutely none, gets no play

by I hate you nick December 28, 2021