Shock shit

When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.

Wae aye man, the water went right up me bum and I did a shock shit.

by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021

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Shit Knees

The red marks that develop above your knees which are caused by your elbows resting on your legs while taking a dump for a prolonged period of time.

Dave is watching a movie waiting for his girlfriend Sally to return from the washroom.

She returns wearing her regular outfit which includes short shorts and a tank top, but something has changed.

Dave: What the fuck is that?

Sally: What?

Dave: Your big red santa fucking rudolph fucking koolaid knee parts.

Sally: Oh, you mean my Shit Knees?

Dave: Eheheheee... Get yo smelly ass underneath these covers..

*Disclaimer* Dave is black
*Disclaimer* Black people cannot develop Shit Knees

by Elite_DarkLord_DragonSlayerXx August 19, 2013

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Pickle Shits

A horrific fart (Silent but deadly or loud and proud) that smells rankedly of spoiled dill pickles and a steaming pile of shit.

"Damn bro, that pickle shits smells ranked! Check your pants dude!"

by Smc43 June 16, 2022

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Fortune Shitting

Eating a fortune cookie whole, then shitting out your fortune.

Friend 1: Dude! You need to break open that fortune cookie before you eat it!

Friend 2: Don't worry, I'm fortune shitting it.

Friend 1: Oh, well its gonna be a shitty fortune then.

by MagnificationMan August 26, 2013

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