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X on top

X on top is a term used when saying that you are not interested in anything else than a physical relationship and that you would not grow attracted to anyone giving you that.
The uses include but are not limited to:
1 a Greating
2 a Personal Message
3 a Good Bye
4 a Random Phrase
Example :
Hey Stacey X on top.

Now X on top.

Ok see you later Stacey X on top.

In the club he just kept saying X on top and some girl took him to the bathroom.
by JamalSlide January 7, 2018
mugGet the X on topmug.

Top Kin

Your top kin or number one kin is the character you kin the most out of all the characters you kin.
Person #1: Okay I already asked you who you kin from MHA, but who's your overall Top Kin?
Person #2: My number one kin? ....Probably Dazai Osamu from Bungo Stray Dogs

Person #1: .....A-are you okay?
by PuffBallsUnited123 March 15, 2022
mugGet the Top Kinmug.
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>!!!the planets indicate you have what it takes to reach the top of the mountain you most want to conquer so get climbing!!!!!<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Top off penis

A penis that has none tip.
Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis
by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016
mugGet the Top off penismug.

Top Loading

When an individual wears nothing but a t-shirt... NOTHING but a t-shirt

Its especially egregious when the shirt is too short and too big around. Tube socks may be admissible, but it makes a gross thing worse.
Dude 1: I was top loading all night last night
Dude 2: Gross
by Ants Are So Crazy August 19, 2013
mugGet the Top Loadingmug.

who’s gonna top

when someone asks who is going to ride the others genitalia (like a horse)
omg jessica, who’s gonna top brady or justin?!
by lmfao stop it get help May 21, 2018
mugGet the who’s gonna topmug.

top zozl

The level of funniness between top kek and lmao.
lmao<top zozl< top kek
bro 1: Look at this shitpost status meme bro
bro 2: top zozl
by jojojorisjhjosef December 4, 2020
mugGet the top zozlmug.

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