David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay

Woah David is sooo gay.

by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021

david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .

david: Hey guys I love Bread like a david

by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018

David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.

That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley

by Big fisher. August 2, 2022

David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen

David has a big dick

by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022

David Cadieux

A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL

look at dis nigga David Cadieux camping

by The Phantom Troupe July 17, 2025

David the chef

David is the hotrail king. He will serve up some mean hotrails you can’t handle

David! Hey guys it’s David the chef, time to make us lunch .

by Ssandy November 18, 2023