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David

A potato disguised as a human.
David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.
by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021
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David

David, He REALLY Loves Men, Not as friends but in a sexual way, he acts really gay
Woah David is sooo gay.
by Davidlikesmen69 September 15, 2021
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david

David is a Really handsome boy with curly hair and a big penis the size of marocco.
He loves Bread and loves the smell of Bread cooking in the oven. He is Really smart . He doesnt even learn good. Hes Really funny and loves pussy. He can get mad but he'll always forgive you. He doesn't believe in god but in Jahwe because he is jewish. He always games on the ps4 with his " friends". He loves racing games .
by Florientje 123 January 25, 2018
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David Stanley

A shorty hairy troll like creature that smells like a sweaty sock that’s been rolled in fromundercheese.
That guy needs a shower because he is getting David Stanley
by Big fisher. August 2, 2022
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David

A David has the biggest dick you have ever seen
David has a big dick
by BotsRBetter March 12, 2022
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David Cadieux

A feeble & frail “male”. Often seen extract camping in Tarkov with ESP. Known to be extremely gay when provoked. BE CAREFUL
look at dis nigga David Cadieux camping
by The Phantom Troupe July 17, 2025
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David the chef

David is the hotrail king. He will serve up some mean hotrails you can’t handle
David! Hey guys it’s David the chef, time to make us lunch .
by Ssandy November 18, 2023
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