Chicago Bears Tax

A mysterious curse where any football player who signs with the Chicago Bears immediately forgets how to play football. Scientists estimate a 75% drop in skill the second the pen hits the contract. Side effects include dropped passes, missed tackles, and uncontrollable crying at Soldier Field.

Man, he was a Pro Bowler last year. Now? Looks like he paid the Chicago Bears Tax.

by 34344444 September 7, 2025

Polar Bear Skins

Slang for bleached rolling papers. Used in Canada.

Got any polar bear skins to roll up a joint with?

by Cony_Cage July 22, 2021

Bear kiss

When two gay men with stubble rub their cheeks together as a sign of affection.

I saw a scruffy guy on the subway giving another guy a bear kiss.

by Superfly11 April 5, 2013

Death Bear

Death Bear is the main antagonist in the episode "Death Bear" of Regular Show (S3 E36) He is a large brown bear the wears a pickelhaube on his head and a red cape around his neck. He was located a zoo that's been abandoned after he killed his trainer before escaping then being captured by Animal control by the help of Mordecai, Rigby, Eileen, and Margaret

Death Bear is just a myth.

OH NO IT'S DEATH BEAR

by PinkFlyodFan1995 June 23, 2025

Jazzy Bear

A silly high-school kid with a very large head and no sense of humor. He is often seen with his white Drake OVO hat. It is likely he has never come to school without out it on his head. He is proud of his love for Drake. He worships Drake like a god. Other forms of the word include Thee Jazzy Bear, Thee Jazzy Honey Bear, Jazzy and Jazzy Honey Bear.

Jazzy Bear?
Yea the kid over there with the large head and the Drake hat.
Oh Thx!

by jpenis69 December 14, 2021

Steaming Bear

When you are fucking a chick in the middle of the woods in the dead of winter and pull it out. Effectively making your meat stick steamy and brown.

I was giving my gf anal on a camping trip, when I pulled out that Steaming Bear 🐻 it was putting off vapor like a garmet steamer.

by PoopOnMyCock April 29, 2024

Maine black bear

When you and a large group of friends (or strangers) have a bukkake gangbang with a woman. After everyone cums on her she has to claw her way out of the cum like a black bear.

“Yooo that gangbang was something else!”
“Yeah man we had that chick doing the Maine black bear by the time we were done!”

by thechonkingSTEWARD April 13, 2022