hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

Goat Hair

A trashy, dirty, unkempt person who has poor hygiene and is smelly and greasy like the hair on a goat.

Ahh man, here comes Darren. He’s big and sweaty and always smells bad. What a fucking goat hair.

by Big and Weird May 30, 2021

Bum Hairs

The greatest person you will ever meet. Very handsome and has no bum hairs

Person 1: Omg he doesn't have bum hairs

by Thetiger08 March 22, 2021

Pineapple hairs

Pineapple hairs is the green little leave things on top of a pineapple. creds to Anix for making this word.

Anix: time to make the little green things on the pineapple top.
Me: HUH you should have a better explanation.
Anix: i know!! PINEAPPLE HAIRS!!!

by McDonald’s.my.love March 9, 2021

a turd with burnt hair

A phrase used to describe a horrifically putrid smell.

Holy shit Jenna, your downstairs mix up smells like a turd with burnt hair on it!

by Weird Owl July 9, 2024

Bacon Hair

A person usually a girl who has streaky pieces of hair that looks like bacon, falls apart like bacon, and greasy like bacon.

Someone’s gotta tell Sydney she’s got mega bacon hair.

by Sydney kidney February 10, 2025

30 hairs!

An overgrown hairy sheep.

Lawnmower comb in 30 hairs!

by plato! August 2, 2024