That plain and ordinary skunk smiling at a damn wine glass
by BadhairBecky December 03, 2018
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Broccoli haired

An inbred teenager that hasn’t heard of a barber. Tall, long, messy, feminine looking curly looking girl hair rested upon their uneducated head.

Generally accompanied by a squatted truck driver, whose father is also their uncle.
Damn, the broccoli haired dipshits are at it again!
by Miles the great February 19, 2024
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yellow-haired pygmy

A young woman who continually attempts and fails to "steal" your significant other, though said other has no interest in anyone other than you. Often mistaken for a slut, this person lacks in social skills and finesse, and is a general tease to the male population. Not considered dangerous, but can be excessively irritating.
I would love to tear that yellow-haired pygmy's face off, but she's not worth the effort.
by WileECoyote February 15, 2012
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gunky ball hairs

gunky ball hairs means youre a pooter cooter
gunky ball hairs means ur a pooter cooter
by kradlife April 29, 2020
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Wisconsin Hair Conditioning

When you ejaculate on the back of a woman's head, directly aiming the spunk at her hair.
You ever give a girl a Wisconsin Hair Conditioning, they sure do love it, does wonders for the curls!
by STompy rompy March 29, 2025
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holding hair

what a gay man does when he’s outside
ewww that mf holding hair
by seess May 15, 2022
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backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.
Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!
by helix2go November 14, 2023
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