Penis Wrap

When A McDonalds employee writes a penis on your snack wrap with your selected sauce.

"haha look at that mike drew a penis on that guys wrap!"
"lol I gave that girl a penis wrap

by Andyownedyou December 19, 2008

Penis Stud

A roommate who has flames self tattooed on his penis.

Roomy1: Check out this tattoo!
Roomy2: Your such a Penis Stud!

by MCgendraft November 20, 2013

Penis ants

A code name for an STD.

He was so dirty that I saw the penis ants coming out of his boxers.

by Bidds February 3, 2012

ES-Penis

ES-Penis is having the same person walk in on you all the time when you whip it out and try to take a piss. Science has yet to determine this phenomena as psychic, merely coincidence or homosexual attempts to lure one into a sexual act.

"God damn it! Every time I go to take a piss at work, Bruce walks into the john and uses the goddamn urinal next to me. How does he know when I gotta piss? Does he have ES-Penis?"

by xxxphitzc420xxx July 12, 2009

foot-penis

after having some hot and heavy sex for large durations of time, all the blood has rushed from the feet to the penis makin your feet icy as death....

ya after that 3 hours of awesome sex, not even socks could keep my from foot-penis from giving her chills

by sir cock December 30, 2010

penis swiper

one who likes penis so much that he dresses up as swiper from dora to "swipe" some penis.

Wow. The other day, i was getting a 12 taco party pack, and i walked out my front door, and a penis swiper swiped my penis.

by penisswipee999 April 12, 2011

penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

by Capri Baker April 25, 2006