Bleeding From Your Ass

That moment when you are wearing white pants, period underwear, a tampon, and a pad but coochie blood goes through all that anyway, but you've been laying down on the floor for some reason and your coochie blood touches your asshole. So then you get up and the coochie blood is right in your ass crack showing through your pants.

Side note why do tampons look like long sperm cells?

Random person: "DIOS MÍO!!!! Líza you're bleeding from your ass!"

Líza: "Oh, sorry that's just my uterus. She must think you're cute."

by ItIsLizaNotLisaGetItRight January 27, 2023

Jake From State Farm

That punk assed bitch who calls late night flirting with you about hooking up in some khakis

That muhfucka who was shot in the ass by my homeboy for callin’ his chick at 3 in the morning, yeah that was Jake from State Farm.

by DVillan October 11, 2020

from Accounting, don't worry about him

with whom i am cheating on you, worry about him.

"Who's John?"
"Oh, he's from Accounting, don't worry about him"

by yt_graystillployy February 2, 2024

Hide user from channel (permanently)

Oh, man, YouTube... Your employees have absolutely FUCKED your company. Forget lawyers. You're going to need to hire necromancers. When that kid dies DIRECTLY BECAUSE OF YOUR YOUTUBERS PARTICIPATION IN THE ACTUAL MANUFACTURING OF A MENTAL ILLNESS your company is CAPITAL "F" FUCKED you pieces of shit. You are so fucking stupid.

Hym " 'Hide user from channel (permanently)' That's cute. I bet that's what the YouTube trash is using to prevent people from asking about me in the chat. I bet they have bots set up to purge any comments as they're posted... Welp, since you didn't want to meet condition 6 (Which was Steven Banel (Destiny)(A guy literally impersonating me on your site) OFF THE SITE); a 7th condition will be added. 7th Condition: All of the channels I named explicitly will issue a public statement outlining exactly where they go to view this, who's responsible, and acknowledge theor participation. Along with an apology for RISKING THE LIVES OF THE CHILDREN OF THEIR VIEWERS. THEY ARE ONLY DOING IT BECAUSE THERE HAVEN'T BEEN ANY CONSEQUENCES AND THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES. You (YouTube) WILL IMPOSE THOSE CONSEQUENCES or I WILL. Under the threat of losing their channels PERMANENTLY you will make them issue a statement by the end of the week. If you wait until the end of the week the deal is off."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2024

McRib from Mack Donals

Code for “Goat Dick”, used by fetishists primarily in Western countries. Due to the overwhelming stigma attached, the user of the phrase will only respond to others with similar interest, who will acknowledge with the phrase “I own a pair of rubber boots”

“ I want a McRib from Mack Donals”
“I own a pair of rubber boots, you down to fill them?”
“Hell yeah, let’s get this on, brother!”
“Did you just assume my gender?”

by Dave’s not here man April 20, 2022

A Soft Kiss From A Marshmellow Fellow

When a white man beats a woman of or knocks her up and leaves.

See coal toll for opposite definition.

Hunter Biden, Bill Clinton, and Bernie and Levi Sanders are all excellent examples for being POS's that fall under a soft kiss from a marshmellow fellow.

by Alien top hat October 12, 2020

Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth

This guy will lowkey bust out some moves similar to the salsa, go really fast, go really slow, and then blast off into the blue sky. COME BACK AND HIT THE FOLKS YEAHHHHH. then he explains Fnaf lore and explodes, See yah!

A Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zeranth: Your greatest and truest desire in the form of your absolute worst nightmare.

HOLY FUCK ITS A GIANT FUCKING TSUNAMI WAVE, COURTESY OF Bigdorfius Plintorn Jr. from Planet Zarenth AHHHHHHHHH

by KevinLebronFan49ers January 30, 2022