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Albatross Day

The first Saturday of April is Albatross Day.

What is this day, you ask? Well, the Albatross, a beautiful bird that brings luck to those it chooses to follow, is a main symbol in the poem "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge.

Iron Maiden also has a song about the poem if you are interested.

In the poem, the mariner kills the albatross that follows his ship. By choosing to kill the bird, the mariner and his crew are cursed until the day that they die, doomed to have bad luck FOREVER. The curse is a psychological and physical burden that cannot be escaped!!!!!

Ultimately, the mariner had the chance to be lucky for the rest of his life, but he fucked it up. On the first Saturday of every April, YOU have the chance to create your own luck, to find your own albatross.

"Albatross" can also be used to replace the word "luck".
Hey, are you going to the Albatross Day?
FUCK YEAH!

What an albatross day this is!
by bananahammockyeah April 14, 2011
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Day of Hag

Every April 5th citizens of Fairmont BC wake up to one of the worst hangovers of all time. The day is dedicated to making pledges never to drink again though few ever follow through with the desired action. The morning is spent looking up into the crisp April air wondering what happened. Showering and changing clothes are also prohibited during the day of hag, along with making yourself looking presentable.
Are you going shopping today?

No, celebrating day of hag, and still too drunk to drive.

Roll down your window, your stench is worse than from Day of Hag
by Skidouche November 30, 2010
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Green Day

Best band in the world. American punk-rock band formed in late 1980s. Lead singer is Billie Joe Armstrong. Bassist is Mike Dirnt and the drummer is Tré Cool.

Breakthrough album: Dookie.
by wizzosis August 22, 2010
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Uggo Day

A Day when you feel really Ugly and cant be bothered because of it!
John: Wanna cam it up?
Sandra: Nah, im having an Uggo Day
John: Ah ok then!
by Darkangel28 August 24, 2010
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FAW Day

Fart at Will Day: A day at work when nobody else is in the office.
Today was a FAW day so I bailed at four.
by Arf Arf Arf June 22, 2006
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rogue day

The day before Spring Break, particularly becuase there is a GSA that day. Only a rogue would go to GSA instead of enjoy spring break.
"I can't wait for rogue day to be over"
by Gregunit July 31, 2008
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Monkey Day

The day everyone goes back to work like evolved monkey's.
Monkey Day.
Hey come on Mon, its Monkey Day; we have to get off the floor and go find beefle
by MunsterBriPastry June 3, 2013
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