1. When two cars collide with each other
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
2. When your engine goes on fire while driving
3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car
4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
Get the Car Firemug. When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.
T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.
Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
Get the Fire Sextingsquishermug. by Swagmaster7 January 29, 2014
Get the black fire bombmug. Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.
Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable
by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016
Get the out of the frying pan and into the firemug. by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 8, 2019
Get the Freindly firemug. a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said
by googalooogabo March 30, 2024
Get the fire beatsmug. When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
Get the Chimney firemug.