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Car Fire

1. When two cars collide with each other

2. When your engine goes on fire while driving

3. When you fuck up and burn down your entire car

4. When the neighbors kid lights your car on fire with a match and gasoline
P1: my car went on fire
P2: a car fire? How?
P1: the kid next door.
P2: hope he gets what he deserves!
P1: yeah he did he died yesterday after drinking gasoline
by epicepicface January 24, 2024
mugGet the Car Firemug.

Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.
T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020
mugGet the Fire Sextingsquishermug.

black fire bomb

When a black person sprays hot shit on a random stranger
hey did you hear about Sydney?

yeah I heard she got black fire bombed
by Swagmaster7 January 29, 2014
mugGet the black fire bombmug.
Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.
Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable
by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016
mugGet the out of the frying pan and into the firemug.

Freindly fire

When 2 guys nut on eachothers dick at the same time. (Aka team fire)
Jackfuck 1: wanna have some freindly fire
Gaybo 1: fuck yesss
Gaybo 2: any room for a third?
by XxpussySlayerxx9000000 January 8, 2019
mugGet the Freindly firemug.

fire beats

a term coined by joy that expresses agreement, or that you have listened to what the other person has said
by googalooogabo March 30, 2024
mugGet the fire beatsmug.

Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
mugGet the Chimney firemug.

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