April 2020

The the month into 2020 when coronavirus hit the U.S. and everyone started buying toilet paper

It’s April 2020 ahhhhhh Can’t run out of toilet paper!!

by Kai1479 January 16, 2021

April 19th

Massive Cock if that's your birthday

Damn that guy Chris over there has a massive Cock, I bet he was born on April 19th

by Christmastonimo November 21, 2021

April 12

National take a random person on a date day.
On this day the person you ask must accept.

Person 1: "Hey guess what, it's April 12. "

Person 2: "Oh, wow it is, where are you taking me?"

by MightyDuj April 11, 2022

April 13th

National Virgin Day, so if you're born on this day you're going to be a virgin forever

Person #1: Yo! It's my birthday!
Person #2: Ew you were born on April 13th? Hah VIRGIN

by Fuck Money Get Hoes April 4, 2020

April

Literally the hottest girl you could ever meet, she is super retarded and funny but she may or may not be obese. She is very kind and loves to joke around. Her personality is mostly shit tho and her friend count is 2. Also she a bit sus.

Daamn,,, April just cant get a hold of herself. 🤣😂😍😍😍

by Thomat November 24, 2021

April 2

This is the REAL april fools day. Whoever said that April 1 was April fools day wasn't telling the truth, it was all a big april fools prank.

Person 1: Happy April fools day!!
Person 2: But its April 2????
Person 1: Here, look at this urban dictionary definition.
Person 2: Ohhh, Happy April fools day!

by nikki is very swaggers April 1, 2021

April 19th

April 19th is National nudes day. On April 19th you can ask anyone for nudes bf/gf, best friend, brother, sister.

Hey girl send nudes. Why. because it's april 19th, national nudes day. Oh ok

by Homeboidead April 18, 2020