Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real

Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government

by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020

Bird

DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)

Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious

Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.

by Ebola:> April 22, 2020

big bird motherfucker

Big Bird masturbates defiantly as the elderly woman inside the apartment calls the police.

Elliot, you're a big bird motherfucker.

by magicmurdercat January 9, 2024

angry birds

Parents that are Pissed off because you report ça laisse à désirer and they refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic.

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma December 18, 2014

Birds Nest

To gently lay toilet paper on top of the mound in a port-a-potty, then laying your poop down atop it for the next visitor.

Hey buddy, I left you a birds nest in there, enjoy the view.

by Mararrrr May 19, 2025

the bird

a police helicopter

you know shit hit the fan when they called in the bird

by Ggghhhhggg May 31, 2020

Norwegian Bird’s Nest

Requirements: Obese Woman, Eggs, and Male.

A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is when you fuck a short stubby fat chicks rolls, cum in them, then crack an egg and eat it out.

Origins: A Norwegian Bird’s Nest is defined after the nests that many birds leave on the side of cliffs.

Man that chick is so fat I could pop a Norwegian Bird’s Nest on that hoe.

by Wtfsir October 31, 2025