The guy next to me

Is most likely gay and his parents dont love him.

you are most likely in school and are sitting to either a close freind that your messing with and or sombody you absolutly hate.

I hate The guy next to me

by wee woo October 29, 2021

Ethan 69 guy

The person that LOVES urban dictionary definitions (69) and has a mind that is very dirty will lick you nonstop

Ethan is really an Ethan 69 guy.

by Other Ethan November 9, 2021

Hot Pocket Guy

AP exam grader that is known for giving high scores even if the exam is not up to par. This can be applied to all test graders.

“Yo Joe how did you do on the AP Exam.” Said Abe

“I think I did fine, but I hope I get the hot pocket guy.” Said Joe

“Yeah the hot pocket guy makes it an easy 5 on the AP exam.” Said Abe

by Joe Abraham June 3, 2019

Blue fun guy

A reference to shrooms as they are a blue fungi. After being exposed to air, psilocin, an active chemical in shrooms, oxidizes and turns blue in color. This makes shrooms bluish in color.

“Did you meet the blue fun guy yesterday?”
“Yeah, and he sent me to the moon.”

by Dexan the 1 and 0n14 February 12, 2020

Guy Best friend

A guy best friend is Someone you always talk to and FaceTime all the time. He is someone who you tell everything to and tell him something as soon as it happens. Even if something happens you will Find your way back to each other and be besties again. A guy best friend is someone you can never stay mad at and will gets over being mad at him in like 5minutes.

Sean is Katie’s guy best friend.

by Badbitchhhhhhh April 5, 2020

fat guy feast

Going to multiple fast food places and getting different items from those places to combine for one feast.

Today, Becky and I went to Burger King for a Whopper, Wendy's for their large fries, and taco Bell to get a large Baja blast. We had a fat guy feast

by Big bad Zeus October 25, 2020

I'm such a nice guy.

A typical saying by guys who's not generally nice. They're simply saying this thinking the girls will have sex with them if they say this phrase. They generally say this over and over to a girl, so she thinks he's a nice guy, but once she rejects him his true colors come to the surface.

Fake Nice Guy: "I'm such a nice guy. Why won't these bitches have sex with me?"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Girls won't have sex with you, because you're a total douchebag."
Fake Nice Guy: "Whatever asshole, I am a nice guy. Girls are just total bitches!"
An Actual Nice Guy: "Whatever helps you sleep at night."

by SunshineSam218 March 6, 2021