The cognitive dissonance one experiences when going to buy a red bull because of the craving of its heightened physiological and psychological effects; only to arrive at the price, realizing that the company is run by a bunch of d-bags who are under the illusion that their product is like buying gold; and thus resorting to one of two options; (1) buying nothing at all, or (2) buying a less effectual alternative Monster.
friend 1: Dude, why are you crashed out on the couch?
friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull.
friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS
friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product.
friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product
friend 2: Agreed.
friend 1: Just buy Monster
friend 2: I'm in a state of Red Bullion. when I saw the price, I bought a few Monsters for the price of one Red Bull.
friend 1: It's like buying gold, aint it; its BS
friend 2: It's for girls, thats why they charge so much. Apart from them being D-bags their product.
friend 1: Monster is overall kooler anyway, and their not a bunch of D-bags either when it comes to the illusion of their product
friend 2: Agreed.
friend 1: Just buy Monster
by SplitDissonance July 19, 2011
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(Inspired by the "Red Wedding", which was also chaotic, confusing, nonsensical, bloody, and unfair.)
(Inspired by the "Red Wedding", which was also chaotic, confusing, nonsensical, bloody, and unfair.)
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Man 1: Fall asleep in the pool?
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: You are looking a bit Pasley Red.
Man 2: Piss.
Artistic:
Critic: Oh I just love how your Pasley White rose sits in a field of Pasley Red.
Artist: Why thank you, i just thought that it would....
Critic: Quiet!
Artist: Yes Ma'am.
Man 1: Fall asleep in the pool?
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: You are looking a bit Pasley Red.
Man 2: Piss.
Artistic:
Critic: Oh I just love how your Pasley White rose sits in a field of Pasley Red.
Artist: Why thank you, i just thought that it would....
Critic: Quiet!
Artist: Yes Ma'am.
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