Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

Sweet-potato-sauce

Sweet-potato-sauce is an exclamation similar to 'cool', 'awesome' and 'sweet'. It is used mainly because of its superior syllable construction. It often seems insufficient to simply say 'sweet!' when you find something pleasing. However, 'Sweet-potato-sauce' has, at 5, the perfect number of syllables. You might laugh, but it is the best way of expressing you contentment.

Person1: Hey, were you able to finish the summer reading?
Person2: Yeah, I finished the whole thing!
Person1: Sweet-potato-sauce!

by The Alabaster Library July 30, 2021

california baked potato

The act of adding bacon, cheese, chives, broccoli and sour to cream to ones Vaginal region then eating it off!!

“Ooh sally your California baked potato was exquisite last night at grandmas retirement party!” Said Donavin

by Nancy who? June 9, 2018

Potato

If you’re called this it means you have really bad aim.

Dude how’d you miss! You’re such a potato.
You completely missed the guy. You potatoed everywhere.

by Tempest_Dragon October 11, 2019

Potatoes

The love of my life

I love potatoes

by Hyugaqueen December 5, 2019

Potato log

A beefy tinfoil wrap filled with potatoes onions and carrots where there is no such thing as too much butter or seasoning. Often enjoyed camping or at a bonfire

I could go for a potato log right now

by Sterling the poor man's nikisk October 20, 2025

potato wanker

jye

"hey jye was jerking off to a potato earlier," said brad.
"yeah, he is a potato wanker"

by Jye the sex addict April 5, 2022