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tent in pants

When a guy is so horny that his dick sticks up and his pants at his crotch looks like a little tent with a fat cock pushing it up. What other guys and girls like to see (it means they are about to be mouthfucked, or maybe just assfucked).
He walked in with a tent already in his pants (tent in pants) and I knew he was going to fuck the life out of my poor ass. I was so excited! He stripped me and opened his pants to reveal a monster cock the size of three beer cans. “Holy shit,” I thought, and exclaimed as he rammed it into my waiting bussy. Golly, that was fun.
by GayShell January 13, 2024
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ghost pants

the feeling of a phone vibrating in your pocket when it either did not vibrate or your phone is not in your pocket.
Guys I have ghost pants again.
by bobertingham October 21, 2015
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poop someone's pants

To poop someone's pants means to beat them up.
We're gonna poop someone's pants tonight!
by epicman87 November 28, 2024
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chiller pants

Pants that one can lounge in, but not lounge pants. Pants for kicking back, lighting up and mellowing out. Comfort is prime, but style a close second.
"Hey Trav, those are chiller pants, boy! Let's go couch-surfing!"
by Juan Abee November 18, 2009
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Ginger pants

Tom is a ginger pants.
What a jinger pants!
by Borisla December 8, 2018
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Condom Pants

A special condom that are the size of pants
"You slept with Jill?! Dude I hope you wore condom pants she's got the herp".
by Mikeyslime September 5, 2013
mugGet the Condom Pantsmug.

Pants

God's way of giving each one of us a hug... On our bottom halves.
Jesus wore blue jeans. Those were some nice pants.
by MypantsRmypants January 16, 2022
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