Pants Gamble

When you eat some questionable food knowing that it might cause intestinal distress but proceed anyway.
That day old shrimp was a real pants gamble, but I was so hungry that it totally worth it.
by stretchdos April 10, 2022
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Ash pants

The extreme version of "Liar liar pants on fire". When someone has no credibility left because they've told so many lies. A person with ash pants has had them "on fire" so many times that their credibility has been metaphorically turned to ash, and nothing they say can be relied on.
"Jason said he's definitely coming."

"Don't believe anything Jason says. He's got ash pants."
by Brickdictionary118 October 24, 2016
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I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
by currydemer July 25, 2022
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panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look
Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS
by Candyman Can June 23, 2018
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River rapids in my pants

To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.

Let the juices flow

#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'

To add extra emphasis, give an example such as

"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"

For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
by marhav May 20, 2011
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Walmart pants

Sweatpants. Typically sold at Walmart and worn by many Walmart customers.
Boyfriend: Babe, are you ready to go to the grocery store?
Girlfriend: Not if you're wearing those Walmart pants!
Boyfriend: What's wrong with my sweatpants?
Girlfriend: You're going out in public, try to dress like a mature adult.
by escyr April 16, 2022
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jogging pants butt

When someone stands from a sitting position and you smell ripe ass
Did you smell Geno when he got up , all I smelled was ripe as s he got a major case of jogging pants butt
by biffster73 October 25, 2017
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