played to the right

To finesse you way out of a situation

She tried to run game but I played to the right and got some head

by Yung king September 1, 2016

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Plai

Very magnificent; exquisite; bewitching but frigid; intensely cold.

She is really hard to impress because she’s so plai.

by Megalopolis January 12, 2022

play dj

feminine masturbation

Jeeeez, I am so frustrated. It's hard to play DJ in an 8-bed dorm.

by VEJJ September 5, 2017

Play the Penny Slots

To go down on a girl when she's on her period.

Sarah was on her period, but I'm a giver, so I decided to play the penny slots.

by MatzahBear July 15, 2025

Play titty

Holding your cards close to your chest to keep others from seeing them.

Play titty with your cards so that your brother won't see them.

by Blue wiggle December 30, 2017