National Suck Titties Day

this holiday is celebrated every year on january 19th.

Tim: aye you know what day it is tomorrow?
Jeff: no, tell me.
Tim: its national suck titties day! go suck you some titties man!

by californiabanga April 16, 2020

national throw nikola day

on july 28th, you can throw anyone whose name is nikola! it’s acceptable in all circumstances so go ahead and have a nice day by throwing a nikola around

1: hey! it’s july 28th which means it’s national throw nikola day!
2: oh my god, we must throw nikola!!!
1: YES!!!!

by isthisdoddle? June 29, 2022

National suck dick day

On April 15th You suck anyones dick

I wanna suck your dick, it's national suck dick day

by Nigerniger April 11, 2017

National Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear thier hair up in pig tails in celebration. One of the best holidays of the year. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. Braided or not.

On December 3rd, I will be wearing my hair in pig tails for National Pig Tail Day.

by Ryan H.. October 30, 2005

National swap genders day

National gender day is On November 25 everyone Swap genders.Girls act like boys. Boys act like girls. Whether it means dressing like the opposite gender if you want to go the extra mile.

Person 1:Hey are you ready for National Swap Genders day.

Person 2:What’s that?

Person 1: On November 25 everyone swaps genders.Girls act like boys.Boys act like girls.

by Genderequality56 November 21, 2019

national lap dance day

Every first Monday of December lapdances should be distributed freely throughout America by everyone

Johnny was in a chair and was given a lap dance on the first Monday of December by Jessie on national lap dance day

by Lion_heart##55 November 29, 2013

National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you can tell who ever you want to fuck off with out any consequences.

I don’t meed to talk you you it’s national fuck off day.

by Tctc engineer May 30, 2018