may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

may 1

national send a tit pick to a boy named kaden

hey kaden guess what

kaden: what

it may 1st

by tyranrapus April 30, 2024

May 30

Taylor Swift independence day!

Taylor Swift purchased all her master recordings and announced she has the rights to all of her music, photos, videos literally everything on May 30, 2025.

by girlidk May 30, 2025

May 9th

The cheesiest of all gatherings from the boys (snails) being back in town aleing and cheesing away at whatever they can get their gritty hands on.

Yo creep I cant wait to cheese my boxers off on may 9th and get super weird!

by Viralricky May 1, 2024

May 2nd

This is national appreciation for anyone names Ajax day

“Hey Ajax I appreciate you!”

“Oh is it May 2nd already?”

by SiSierra May 2, 2022

May 17

National boyfriend show their pp day

All boyfriends do this!!

GF“Hey today is may 17😉”
BF” oh yeah “*unzip*

by Kawaiitootrappy May 15, 2025

May 22nd

May 22nd is slap specifically. a woman with glasses who was born on december 18th that is named Corrie

Me: hey Corrie, whens your birthday?
C: december 18th... why?
Me: *checks calendar* oh its May 22nd...

C: NONONONO WAIT FU- *gets slapped in the face* heck you.
Me: The day is saved!

by EddieBready December 31, 2021