by Augie Stanley September 27, 2012
by The crafty cutie March 21, 2019
Similar to the act of pouring salt on a slug, your mind and body are completely transformed after getting super f*cked up either with alcohol or drugs. / Also refers to having a good time and nothing to do with drugs or alcohol.
by Jerry Turtleneck November 20, 2017
Getting unwantedly fucked by a disfigured toad-shaped penis, in either a literal or metaphorical sense.
The Browns totally got toad again on Thursday night.
Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.
Fuck man, I’m getting toad right now at work.
Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.
Did you hear Sheila got toad last night? So happy for her. FINALLY.
Fuck man, I’m getting toad right now at work.
Stormy Daniels is getting toad by the President.
by Bl6nc0 September 19, 2018
Paul is pissed coz i'm too much of a butterfly: talking about the weather, counting down my squats, petting the neighbours dog Monty and bringing it up at dinner, complaining about the bullies at work, expecting his comfort coz my old jeans don't fit, et cetera.
When all there is to it is to face him, express your deepest gratitude that he exists, explain to him how happy you are when he is with you, how your head and heart explode when you hold his hand, how sad you get when he is unable to be near you, how helpless you feel when he shuts down, how he makes you smile and laugh, how much you crave intimacy with him even though it drives you crazy, how annoying it is that he needs to be assured every 5 seconds (😘) but he needs it and you do, too, so no worries, i get it.
by Krkič November 13, 2019
To “get fawked” is for one to get fucked
by Cyan gamingz December 02, 2019