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cookies and cream sundae

when you masturbate to till ejaculation while taking a shit (preferably on a toilet)
kevin: dude later tonight im gonna do a cookies and cream sundae wanna join
gurt: yo
by Ricky randall August 5, 2025
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after she has ran a marathon.

Alternate definition: marinated cooked pussy, when she shits her pants while running the marathon.
My girl is finning the Boston marathon, I’m gonna have some cooked pussy tonight!
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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Cooked pussy

Eating pussy after your girl has run a marathon or triathlon before she takes a shower

Marinated pussy occurs if she shits her pants while running the event
My girl is running a marathon today, I’m gonna eat some cooked pussy tonight
by Mc1! September 6, 2025
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Cooked

Not in a good situation, or something is on the verge of failure, or has already failed. The positive version of this would be "cooking".
I haven't studied at all this week, I'm cooked on this test Friday.
by Lillypads1101 September 8, 2025
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"cooked" has many meanings. One can be used for when you did something great or well and the other can be used when something bad or not expected happens.
"You cooked last night in your basketball game"

"You forgot to turn in your final essay, you're cooked"
by caprithebandit September 9, 2025
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Being the synonym for "fucked up", the slang term "cooked" means a) becoming addicted to caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin because of having to stay up late doing mountaining amounts of college assignments, b) experiencing brain rot due to having as much screen time as an "iPad kid" (the backronym for "Indonesian people addicted to devices kind of kids")
After pulling three all-nighters fueled by Tombocantuxin and binge-watching every episode of my favorite series, I'm officially cooked—my brain feels like mush and I can’t even remember my own name!
by Emotional Cruiser October 1, 2025
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cookie

a food; also a song- u should listen!
sam-bro i love the song cookie- newjeans

reilie-nah bruh i love the food
sam- bruh me too
by chole!! im cool May 1, 2025
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