Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

Ring Boner

The inflation of a person's ego from obtaining new ringtones!

I don't understand getting a Ring Boner from buying ringtones. I get mine for free.

by Reiden January 24, 2011

Inward Boner Syndrome

Rare medical condition spread through putting peanut butter inside the urethra.

I heard that kid has inward boner syndrome.

by BigJeffDunhamFan April 10, 2019

boner bake

Royal Honey packet and chicken bake from Costco

Hey dude I’m about to eat a boner bake and do your mom

by Diddyman2013 February 19, 2025

sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.

I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!

by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015

Costume Boner

A term meant to be used with the movie "The Avengers", a costume boner refers to any point in the movie where Loki's long-horned helmet and cape suddenly appear. This usually happens when he is exerting some type of power, such as when he instructs an entire crowd of people to bow to him and they obey. Much like a penis might become erect when the average male gets excited, Loki's costume tends to appear in similar events.

Hey look, Loki's kicking some ass! Oh look, another costume boner.

by Masked-Guardian February 11, 2013

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020