No boner bob

When bob comes over to bang your hot wife and he can’t get a boner because he’s no fun.

No boner bob is lame. Only gets hard for Jesse.

by landkkiwi November 5, 2023

boner message.

boner message....When someone (must be male) takes a photo of his full erection and sends it to another person with their smart phone.

Shane decided to send Jen a boner message.

by Casey Napier June 23, 2011

Boner

Something I'm getting right now...
Your fucking hot...
Here's a poem -
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
When your around,
I pee out glue

I fucking have a boner that is impaling my gf's ass

by Ifuckedabigwass November 19, 2018

gamer boner

A rush of excited curiosity when you hear someone's a gamer; and a strong desire to interrogate them on what game they play.

You got a gamer boner when you heard he played, didn't you?

by Lizabeth O'Lydell November 19, 2018

Boner sonar

Ability to detect erect penises at a distance beyond what the naked eye can see.

My Boner sonar always goes off the charts when I walk past the spooky old house.

by Chazmataz December 23, 2014

Beard boner

When a man’s beard sticks straight out instead of laying flat.

I must’ve slept wrong. I woke up with beard boner.

by KrallTheWarriorKing July 7, 2022

boner terrorism

when another person attempts to force you to have a boner in a bad situation, like work, or a corporate presentation.

Jeff: My sadistic ex keeps boner terrorizing dudes in this online community they're in.

Jeffs Friend: personally Jeff I think boner terrorism is wrong, and I'd never endorse it. It is ethically questionable at worst, and attention seeking behavior at best, in my amateur medical opinion, and believe personally its starting to affect my community, but I don't care enough to ask for it to stop, but I'm just saying.

Jeff: bro wtf are you talking about?

by Arthur F Pimgibbons June 1, 2022