May 13

Bootysex jack_kennedeeznuts day

Kai: it’s may 13, my favorite day Jack_kennedeeznuts: Shut The Fuck Up

by EeveeLux May 8, 2022

dit me thang may FPTU

It's an elevator bought just for show, not for students to ride

At 12 noon, run down 5 floors to have lunch. Then continue to run up 5 more floors. In general, I'm tired of dying but I don't understand why the school doesn't allow the elevator. At the time of admission, the elevator said that we have been with us for 4 years. All lies.dit me thang may FPTU

by FAN CỨNG FPTU 20 NĂM October 23, 2022

29. May

On May 29. you have to punch every guy named Jakob.
Besides that, you also habe to give every Laurin you know 50 Bucks

Someguy: Jo Jakob today is 29. May
Jakob: F!

by Ludovicco3355 November 25, 2021

may 10

may 10 is the national kissing ur boyfriend of girlfriend day.

you have to do it, you have to show ur loved one that you love him/her.

“hey babe, you know what day it is?”
“it’s may 10?”
“yessir, come give me a kiss”

by sureyouare November 9, 2020

May 26th

It’s play Stardew Valley with your little brother day! Get ready to play for hours and have fun!

Oh boy it’s finally May 26th! Lets play stardew Valley.

by Everyone to ever exist May 26, 2022

lace may

slur against people who adore mike shinoda weirdly

“omg that dude is so obsessed with mike shinoda hes such a lace may!!”

by chesterbsjackdanielspint41 June 3, 2025

May 6th

The best of the best people are born on the may 6th. They will light up your life and pull you out of the worst. If you know a person like that don't leave them because they will find you and kill you. Their beauty their grace they have a profile picture of an anime girls face.

A: Don't be a bitch to them.
B: Why?
A: Their born on may 6th they'll fuck up your life.

by Epic picklefud September 20, 2022