Professional Cunt

A female who has completely mastered the art of being a ruthless bitch and doesn't give a single fuck about what they say to OR about a certain person; usually towards another female who has offended them in some way. Or just doesn't deserve to breathe the air on this planet. It can also be towards the opposite sex who completely deserves every shitty thing that ever happens to them in life.

Cindy: "Oh well, i got what i wanted out of him. A booty call & my ex seen the hickey on his neck. & probably got upset in front of his new redheaded whore of a girlfriend, causing a fight & possibly a break up. Which hopefully lead to police being called & people being put in the back of cop cars for a domestic dispute. You know, because she's a redheaded crooked nosed piece of trash bitch, & she hates her life."

Becky: "LMAO you are totally a professional cunt."

by ProfeshCunt101 January 22, 2012

whale cunt

A female who has has 16 kids

Look at that whale cunt!

by cunt lsut September 23, 2016

cunt war

Usually a petty rivalry amongst two women who both share romantic or sexual interest in the same guy.

Person 1: Dude did you see Jessica and Katie, they both love Mike.

Person 2: Yeah I did see that, they are having a cunt war.

by ManFucker84 February 1, 2021

Cunt Hater

A gay male.

Ed, "Yo, I heard Jeff is gay."
Tony "Yea man, he is def a cunt hater."

by The Real Pack May 7, 2009

[cunt clamp]

The female version of "cock block".

I was helllaa tryna get at him and then that bitch came and cunt clamped me.

by SMbeezie January 11, 2009

cunt crush

A name for a straight woman who has a crush on another woman. This also applies to a straight woman who wants to fuck another woman or who have fantasies about it.

Sara: "Dude, I think Desiree is a lesbian she is totally staring at my tits"
Nikki: "No she has a boyfriend, I think she just has a cunt crush on you"

by d'sbucket December 14, 2010

Smirnoff Cunt

A girl who's Russian and a Major BITCH

Connor: Yo i asked Ivanna For a piece of gum

Jon: And?

Connor: She screamed at me and Bitched me out. Then she threatened to call her boyfriend Boris On me.

Ahmed: Typical Smirnoff Cunts these days...

by aMoMZZ233! December 19, 2010