Cobra Chicken

A canadian goose you dumbass all canadians fear this wild creature and they will not hesitate to attac if need they will leave hurty bite marks

1: I got chased by a cobra chicken.
2: Damn did you get bit?

by CobraChickenHunter January 21, 2022

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Tugging The Chicken

When you beat your 20 foot hog monkey as hard as Chris brown beat his wife that your dick will start to morf into a chicken and over time erectile dis function will occur you will know when you have reached this point when your moans start to sound like a rooster waking you up in the morning or a chicken having sex on a daily and will soon have a Carmex looking cum

Damn bro I was tugging the chicken so hard last night that my dick looks like a chickens neck now

by Eileen and Prometheus January 21, 2019

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Chasing the Chicken

Wasting other people's time with totally useless consumption of social media bandwidth.

I can't believe that total asshole posted "Chasing the Chicken" as his Facebook status.

by mostlyferal September 8, 2013

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Chicken God

Chicken God is Gote’s husband and gives birth to the holy potatos. Chicken God gives us the beautiful KFC and makes it rain with eggs. ALL HAIL CHICKEN GOD! Chicken God is also Pandas bestieeeeeee!

Person 1: THANK YOU FOR GIVING US THE ANGELIC KFC CHICKEN GOD!
Person 2: and the eggs.

by CatPotatoYay April 9, 2019

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