false brain bleed

The false implication of a brain bleed.
The sensation that your brain is bleeding inside your hollow head and having the urge to crack it open to pour out all the blood. May even come in the form of a visualisation of your brain oozing out blood.

May be accompanied with headaches or urges to throw up.

Cause is yet unknown but may be a potential side effect of long term depression.
false brain bleed is the most uncomfortable and grotesque feeling I've felt in ages
by a lack of validation November 08, 2020
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anti-brain

When you are so dumb, you have a brain that uses all its braincells into making you dumber than if you just didn't have a brain
"Everyone in this discord server has an anti-brain please help"
by SeñorJefferyDahmerthethird October 11, 2022
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Why?
Jimothy: Let me read this title: "Why does the (the second the was skipped when reading) brain not notice the second 'the-" wait a moment this is fake.
Jill: Why does the the brain not notice the the second 'the' in the title? is what it says
Sammy + Jimothy: Aeugh
Nick: i ship Jill + Jimo-
Jill: *pulls revolver*
Nick: Runs
by idontevenknowwhatalifeis May 20, 2022
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Brain dead moment

A phrase used to convey a moment, when someone does something out of either habit or instinct. Not to be used as a joke in front of an actual brain dead person.
Subject A: “Bruh! You closed the door in front of me!”
Subject B: “Sorry! Brain dead moment!”
by Mentally Screwed March 11, 2022
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Fish brain

For the fish named people whos brain acts like a goldish when it comes to memory or general listening.
Brodie you got that fish brain going on right now
by ThePlatformerAU December 27, 2023
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Rats brains

Vodka, orange juice, little bit of black current (for the blood), then bayleys to congeil it all.
Oright mate? I just got you a rats brains
by Step lupid June 11, 2023
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Brain Spill

When you really have no idea what to say so you just say smth random
"yo those are some nice shoes!! where'd you buy em"
"Shut up Ughh I hate you Your fake abcd We are living in a material world and i am a material girl Why are you up Shut up Creepy Bo tap tap tap its ok dont panic its ok calm down breathe I miss you I am a material girl I wish i could slap her why am i doing this red orange purple caterpillar get up please shut up i wanna go home is that a rat euphoria why is he looking at me hes kinda cute ooh so is she im not ok i need new clothes why are they looking at me i dont like them shes fake wth i think they think im crazy i wanna cry what if i punched her thats weird no stop dont cry why am i crying my legs are asleep does anybody like me im gay wait we know who is we i like marvel my legs wont wake up whys it called word vomit they are trying to talk to me ignore ignore ignore i cant do this please stop time to go ooh thats my sister why is she following me i really dont like her"
"wtf"
"sorry dude, brain spill"
by yourmomsbdussy October 04, 2022
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