One Fish Bukkake

A fish (salmon) shown on the popular British documentary 'Natures greatest events'. The fish viewed on this show produced a huge amount of semen which surrounded fellow female salmon causing a mass bukkake, hense the 'One Fish Bukkake'

Friend 1 - Dude did you see how much cum came out that fish?

Friend 2 - Yeah thats the one fish bukkake

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Friend 1 - Dude i blew a huge load on that girls face earlier

Friend 2 - Just like the one fish bukkake

by NinjaFloydFan April 3, 2009

and i have a fish

Generally referring to things that are not important or don't matter.

Boy: "would you like to come over to my place?"
Girl: "i have a boyfriend"
Boy: "and i have a fish"
Girl: "what?"
Boy: "oh i thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"

by youbetheanchor May 22, 2010

Strip Go Fish

a adult game of go-fish

Play follows the standard Go-Fish rules with the following modification The loser must strip one piece of clothing

Me: hey do you wanna play a game of strip go fish
Jesse: ok

by PieMast3r July 27, 2010

fish monger

felicia's a fish monger!
inside joke

hey fish monger, get your ass over here!

by pinki November 21, 2003

Slimy Fish Stick

Another name for calling someone a bitch. Usually that someone being named Lilly.

"Lilly's a slimy fish stick"

by mbp_7102 January 24, 2017

Fish and Chip Moment

A feeling of intense disappointment, an expectation of euphoria and happiness, cruelly taken away at the last second just as it is imminent.

Imagine you are 11 years old, you are going to your local fish and chip shop with a five pound note in your back pocket that has taken you all week to save and you are really excited and desperately looking forward to some beautiful fish and chips. You are really excited but alas, as you walk out of the shop with the goods wrapped under your arm in newspaper, you drop it onto the rain drenched road, the fish and chips spilling everywhere...

Thus, when referring to a silmiar scenario, one can say "It's a fish and chip moment", or "That was a fish and chip moment."

by Mich1983 January 13, 2010

Flappy fish market

NOUN

Proper designation for a spouse who, during your absence, conveniently receives too many questionable visitors in your marital home, especially during sleeping hours.

According to a witness account close to the Defendant, Amber received more than 30 late-night visitors to the Plaintiff's penthouse when the Plaintiff was away or out of town. What an overused flappy fish market she must be!

by BarbossasPeriwig May 26, 2022