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Christmas cookie

A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”
by Incredulous Johnny December 31, 2023
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Preacher cookie

A cookie you give your children, when you want them to go outside and not come back in until your parents are done doing the nasty.
“Kids come get your preacher cookie, you know what time it is!”
by Emjay bongsweed January 6, 2024
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Super Cookies

When a 10 year old "Timmy Turner" bounces on the bed with five different supermodels he wished for. They all know how to quote on quote "Make super cookies."
Timmy: "Can you guys make cookies?"
Three out of five supermodels: "Super Cookies!"
by BLAMEcanadah_ January 9, 2024
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corny cookie

when youre so corny that a girl calls you this as a cute nickname
ivan: lise what starts with an L and ends with an E? hint: it's pretty
lise: umm life?
ivan: no its you 😘
lise: ivan ur such a corny cookie
ivan: ur always calling me corny 🙄
by iluvulise<3 January 21, 2024
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freaked cookies

"When he heard I was going to move again, he totally freaked cookies."
by Kreeees January 24, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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Stairwell Cookie

Stairwell Cookie refers to the symbol that deeply represents connectivity, wholesomeness, and deep goodness.

Stairwell Cookie is the name of a legacy who was taken from this world too early. Stairwell Cookie was located in plain sight and in our hearts, but camouflaged in a way that mirrors the way we camouflage our own true selves.

Stairwell Cookie was left on the stairwell handrail for weeks alone. It's devastating. Stairwell Cookie studied Hope at Onondaga Community College. Stairwell Cookie, while working on his degree in Hope, was kidnapped. Only two know who did the deed, and one is Stairwell Cookie, who was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie met Diane Cookie at the Little Debbie Processing Factory. Stairwell Cookie and Diane Cookie hoped to have a large family. Unfortunately, he was taken too soon.

In 2023, Stairwell Cookie spent his time enjoying favorite hobbies such as bringing peace and joy to anyone and everyone he met, doing charity work, and other noble acts and selfless deeds.

Stairwell Cookie is survived by Diane Cookie. She would like the world to know that she keeps their wrapper to sleep with at night because, "it still smells like you".

In lieu of flowers, the Diane Cookie requests donations be made to The Hells Angels Fund, which he felt strongly about.
I felt I was at the end of my rope, got down on my knees, prayed, opened my eyes, and there was Stairwell Cookie.
by Diane Cookie February 1, 2024
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