car

cocks are rad

uuhhh im not gay but car

by bib_yeet November 17, 2022

jump your car

Jumping your bones, but in the back seat of a car.

Is it weird to have a regular guy jump your car every six months?

by Kambell October 24, 2017

mexican car ride

When you take something you don't want or need out to the desert and leave it.

Little pedro knew he wouldn't be seeing his dog again after his dad took the dog on a Mexican car ride...

by Trashcan_Fuckyou April 25, 2024

car

A motorized road vehicle that usually has four wheels and a partially or totally enclosed cabin for the operator and passenger(s). Can be gas-powered, diesel-powered, hydrogen-powered, electric, gas-electric hybrid, or steam-powered. Pioneered in the late 1880's and became largely accessible to the masses in the early 20th century. Many different styles exist, some of which include: sedan, coupe, hatchback, station wagon, roadster, etc.

A car is different from a golf cart or a UTV in that they are specifically designed to be driven on public roads and highways.

by Barstool316 June 18, 2018

clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.

"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.

by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020

extreme car simulator

a game most of you have played as children

y/n : have you ever played Extreme car simulator

someone: no , why

y/n : did you even have a childhood

by cheeznotfound_ July 30, 2021

Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them

P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.

by Toscanini March 14, 2021