Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

Bum

messiah

Messiah is a dirty bum

by bsndmdocicuhshe March 17, 2023

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

bum

a homeless person

jesse is a bum

by youbumbruh May 4, 2018

Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

The ball bum thumb

A type of infection that spreads to the thumb,
From running it up someone's ass, or possibly your own, thumb will swell, bum will swell, kid will cry!!!

Man I cant give Brad cant drive anymore, the ball bum thumb got him again!!!

by Uranus stinks February 7, 2019