The Shitfaced John 

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

The Shitfaced John by masters of mixology September 23, 2011

The After Joy 

January 2, the official post-Christmas clean-up day filled with ever-elusive pine needles, missing extension cords, broken tree ornaments, over-the-top recycling of plastic and cardboard, and finding space for things you don't have space for.

"Hey, honey. Whew, he holidays are over. Let's just kick back and relax today."

"Are you kidding? I'm not looking at this tree for another week. Let's kick it to the curb and get all these boxes out to recycling."

"Oh, yeah. I forgot. Today's The After Joy."

The After Joy by C. B. LEE January 4, 2012

The Boston Job 

Ejaculating into a bowl of clam chowder.

It was his first time doing The Boston Job so his fingers got all clammy.

The Boston Job by Derfuhrer September 1, 2013

the swedish jumpstart 

where you wear a battery on you back with jumper cables hooked to it, then you jam the negative in your ass and hook the positive to your balls and then pull you cock

give tibor the back pack and lotion i guess he needs "the swedish jumpstart"

the swedish jumpstart by Macfitster September 3, 2013

the real jb

JACK BARAKAT OF ALL TIME LOW MOTHA FUCKASSS

Me *wearing I heart JB shirt*: Aye

Belieber: OMG YOU LIKE JUSTIN
me: lol no. I like Jack Barakat. The real JB

the real jb by bandsyo November 5, 2013

The Captain Jack Sparrow 

Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.

She well got The Captain Jack Sparrow last night.
She cried

The Captain Jack Sparrow by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014

The Fishy Juan 

When you're done finger banging a broad with a smelly pussy then you go swipe underneath your buddy's nose.

My friend fell victim to the Fishy Juan.

The Fishy Juan by Not Mancow July 9, 2014