Flamingo Dancing

when you're trying to fuck a girl way too tall for you.

Also: when you are about to shit your pants and have to do the awkward leg thing that's like a Sprint, but clenching your cheeks so damn hard it might rupture a blood vessel.

"Hey... Did you fuck Shaaron yet?"

"No, she was so tall I ended up Flamingo Dancing the whole time."
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"Did you see John in the hallways today, he must've had to poop so bad he was flamingo dancing the whole way to the bathroom."

by goatfetus00 January 3, 2020

dance buds

dance buds are your best-est friends in life they always stand up for you and the are in intelligent there is usually 5 in a group but one leaves it is a 4 and the first one is very short funny amazing and so much more she always will want to be with you the second one is tall but not the tallest she is very flexible and she also is very funny he third one is the tallest and she is very funny and albino the fourth is the shortest and has brown hair and is always saying sorry and she is smart to the are all smart funny amazing and they will never judge each other and they are CRAZY HOOLIGANS in a good way and they all are amazing at dance you need dance buds in your life

those are some dance buds

by someone 73 October 23, 2020

strictly come dancing

a rigged show where people dance in couples and compete

person: hey did you see strictly come dancing last night

person 2: yeah, that couple didnt deserve to get eliminated

by xs fedgzxdf October 14, 2019

touchdown dance

When two people celebrate something, one bends over while the other stands directly behind and both proceed to dance.

"Woo hoo, we just won, let's do the touchdown dance!"

by Jimmy Schwantz November 29, 2007

spider dance

When one person sits on a toilet and another person pees between their legs

“Despite how how much we’d had to drink, we pulled off a successful spider dance.”

“It was a fantastically romantic evening. We ate and drank and spider danced the night away.”

by perfectcussion April 8, 2021

Run with the Bulls or Dance with One

1. An expression when someone is either a player or committed to someone else. 2. Having an interest in someone outside of your social circle, they don’t associate themselves with the crowd you’re familiar with.

Origins come from traditions in Spain where bulls are used to either fight in an arena or run with locals in a festivity.

“I either want to get with Jade or Heather, do you think I can get away with both?” “It’s either you run with the bulls or dance with one.”

by Toyvenus May 14, 2021

Dance

Dance music is music made by constipated chickens.

I was tired of listen to dance made by constipated chickens so I got a country CD.

by bogosuperelf November 13, 2020