City Boy Virgin Clause

A male cannot be a member of the City Boyz if he is a virgin. Future approved.

Bro I can’t even join the City Boyz because of the City Boy Virgin Clause.

by Future CB Minion July 28, 2019

Lake City Log Jam

A group sexual event for males where 4 holes are cut into a pumpkin and fucked at once. The number of holes may span from a minimum of 3 to a maximum of 5, with 4 being the most comfortable. Afterward, the guy who finished last must carve the pumpkin into a jack-o'-lantern for display from his residence. This event is popular in southwest Colorado during autumn.

The Texan tourists rolled into town on their rental ATVs, unsuspecting of the upcoming weekend's festivities. Upon the sighting of a new jack-o'-lantern outside their motel door a couple days later, one of their wives excitedly questioned. The Texan man said, "Well darn tootin', Beatrice, I won that there at the Lake City Log Jam. Just a good ol' night out with the boys!"

by Gio422 October 16, 2018

Pee pee pants city

When Negan walked out of the RV and gave Rick Grimes a pat on the back and let him leave.

Negan: It's going to be pee pee pants city here reallll soon!
Rick: Hey Negan we can talk about this
Negan: Sure Rick, cya in a week we'll talk.
Rick: No prob Neeg.

by Jsminey0688525 December 3, 2021

Kansas City Cock Block

When two 18-wheelers drive side by side on a highway and prevent any car from passing.

“Shit bro, I can’t pass these guys up I’m getting Kansas City Cock Blocked right now”

by baylorbear6 August 1, 2023

city hall door knob

City Hall door knob: see definition for ‘town bike’

In regards to a very promiscuous and slutty female. Who has had sexual encounters with just about everyone in the city. Or wouldn’t have a problem attempting to. Everyone gets a turn. Just like a door knob at the city hall.

Submitted by LuvH8Luv

When asking my friend if that hot Slut Jaclyn would be at the swingers party. He told me that she had become the city hall door knob the last he heard. And from that risky lifestyle ended up giving a turn to the wrong guy who then turned her out as a prostitute. The pimp soon realized she wasn’t a good earner since she was so use to giving it out for free and given her history with bedding down with nearly all the residents in the city , at one point in time or another without ever asking the guy for money. There wasn’t a single man who was willing to pay for a dirty town bike which they have all ridden for free. What a shame I thought. Cause she was fun and good to look at. Guess It is a Fine line between a fun ho. And a dumb and ruined one.

by LuvH8Luv December 27, 2022

Texas City high school

That fucking school is full of fish and I’m not talking bout cause they the home of the “stingarees” I’m talking bout what’s in between then grown ass girls legs also they school full of want to be ass gangstaaaas sex in the boys locker room is not the place for sex ANOTHER thing is I wouldn’t be surprised if y’all teachers was fucking the students

Eeew texas city high school has stds

by BHSTUFFY November 7, 2018

Cooper City Christian Academy

A school in Cooper City that likes to FUCKING stalk everyone. I swear to God you'd be taking a shit and leave shit in your ass and administration would know.

Cooper City Christian Academy has a crap load of rules that make no sense. Girls and boys cannot make physical contact with each other or they will be automatically suspended. What. the. fuck.

Cooper City Christian Academy is a school that came pretty downhill. They should shut it down. There's no point in it.

To whoever is reading this and is in Cooper City Christian Academy, I am sincerely sorry for ya ass. IM OUT

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What school do you go to?

Kid: Cooper City Christian Academy.

Publix Supermarket Grocer: What the fuck

by mytoiletbroke.com February 4, 2019