Porn

Porn it’s like sex but better

Me and Brit had porn last night but it was better then sex it was Juicy juicy

by Ttheboy November 12, 2019

Porn

An excellent but unused way to diagnose erectile dysfunction

I don’t think you need to diagnose ED with porn

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! July 11, 2023

Chore Porn

Similar to food porn, chore porn is digital proof (photo or video) of a single or multiple completed chores. Whereas food porn elicits a stronger response in men, for some reason chore porn often has a more pronounced effect on women.

Friend: Are we still meeting at Broadway 5050 at 8pm to watch game 7 of the World Series?
Me: And you know this! I just sent my wife enough chore porn to keep her satisfied for the whole evening.

by Sir Berzerker 999 April 23, 2025

Porned over

Verb; the act of any nonfictional or fictional character (new, existing, or very obscure ones) to be made into a porn or rule 34 media.

Other variants: porns over, porn over, porning over

Person 1: Wow, this character has a unique design! I can't wait to watch or play it when it gets released.

Person 2: It's not even a single day, but they've porned over the character already...

by e.callie August 15, 2025

republican porn

Very slow and boring pornography that gets the job done in an offensive way. (Once extremely popular from 2000-2008)

Guy 1: I don't have time to search for my fetish today, I need satisfactory porn now!

Guy 2: Try Republican porn, it's the vanilla ice cream of porn!

by 17%ofwomen April 26, 2014

Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

Porn.

A spawn of Satan that has enslaved countless individuals. People claim it’s an expression of “healthy sexuality,” but the countless negative side effects prove the contrary. Erectile dysfunction, loss of your dignity, dehumanization of other people, creation of sick fetishes, loss of sleep, depression, destruction of healthy relationships in your life, loss of money, gateway drug to pedophilia and beastiality, enslavement of your body mind and soul. Nothing could possibly be more destructive than this….

Porn is a disease, a modern day epidemic. Everyone you know is addicted to porn. It’s part of the reason everyone wants to commit suicide.

by God_help_me January 6, 2023