Facebook Freeloader

A person who refuses to get a Facebook account yet hits you up for a peek into your account every time they see you so they can stay current on what everyone is up to.

Jenny: Hey Sue, what are looking at?
Sue: Nothing, just surfing my Facebook feed, looking at pictures from Saturday night.
Jenny: Can I have a look?...........................
.............................(30 minutes later)

Sue: You think I can have my phone back now?
Jenny: Oh sorry, I was just seeing what all our other friends are up to.
Sue: Get your own account already, Jenny. Quit being such a Facebook Freeloader!!!

by suziewar February 3, 2014

Facebook Cocksleeve

A person who lacks the skill, knowledge, or self confidence to argue a point on their own, but who will comment if they have one or more people on their side who have commented first.

John always seems to be Jimmy’s Facebook Cocksleeve

by Kooterkat January 3, 2021

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life

Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019

facebook roundabout

You start on Facebook, then say you're bored of it, and then after visiting just a few more sites find yourself back on Facebook without realising it.

i was on facebook got tired of it and before i knew i was on facebook agian wtf facebook roundabout!!

by guitarist2012 January 7, 2012

facebook

a website for old dementia riddled people to post unfunny minion memes and ai slop of jesus, horrible looking poor people and obviously fake statues and vehicles "made by hand" and think its real

greg: have you ever been on facebook before?
bob: no im not a fucking 200 year old dying puddle

by pemis nan August 3, 2024