Currency used by specific governments to use for the sell and distribution of goods. Money is very delicious and tastes like cranberry sauce.
A: Hey, Bill?
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.
B: Yeah?
A: Why is there an Illuminati on the U.S.A. one dollar bill, which is a form of money?
B: *pulls out gun* shhhh…
A: oh.
by DaNoobKing February 14, 2024
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2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.
by Count Orlok February 14, 2024
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Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.
Islamic version of “pocket change”.
Typically used when an amount of money seems high to others but isn’t a big deal to you.
Islamic version of “pocket change”.
-Friend: How much was that laptop?
-Me: Around 2000$.
-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.
-Me: Around 2000$.
-Friend: Wow! That’s a lot of money.
-Me: Nah, that’s zakat money.
by Volto10 February 16, 2024
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A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.
A loss made by frivolousness, wastefulness, carelessness.
The framing crew boss yelled at his workers for using too many nails than needed, costing him money buying more nails. "Hey! You're spending my ice cream money!" They say this, yet the framing crew never sees any ice cream.
by matt000111 February 18, 2024
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Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.
Affirmation of money being ready available. Not all money is good money, but all money is green.
A: “Why would you sell him a phone, he’s clearly a racist”
B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”
“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”
B: “Money doesn’t discriminate, all money is green”
“I got 1200 on the Celtics winning tonight, money green”
by BlankMan2033 February 21, 2024
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b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."
b. "Sinnamon made that lady money at The Sparkle Factory."
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