May 14

national “tell shrabya to shut up” day

may 14th
shrabya: pooop
literally anyone: stfu

by cockluvr May 14, 2022

May 18

make out with your homies day

"hey man, wanna do what you do on May 18th?"

"hell yeah bro, as long as you say no homo"

by yeayeyahh May 14, 2022

May 24th

The day to gobble up chicken toes

Hey man, It's May 24th. Can I have your toes, nugget?

by Djxmxmxkxmxmdmz May 14, 2022

May 14

The day where he/her/other asks their crush out and can be done only on May 14th

“It is May 14th, we should go on a date!”

by DoggLover567 May 14, 2022

May 15th

National Lick Your Homies Tiddy Day.

Dude is May 15th lemme lick your tiddy! Uh why? Because it’s national lick your homies tiddy day bro!

by Tiddys man May 14, 2022

May 16th

Ask your crush out again

may 16th

ask your crush out again

by softstorm May 15, 2022

may 15

national "dont do your homework" day!

person 1: aww man, i have to do homework :(
person 2: dont worry, todays may 15!!

by owo aryn May 15, 2022