go play outside

The sentence that comes from Mom's mouth the second she sees you having played video games for too long

Older video games like "Ultima VI: The False Prophet" (1990) originally had concise (short) durations due to technological limitations at the time, but they're now used by children to "survive" screen time limits on gaming imposed by their parents. Can't imagine Mom having said, "Go play outside," while they're still stuck in watching the cutscenes of modern-day AAA video games.

by Emotional Cruiser October 18, 2025

Playing turtle

When you are sitting on a toilet taking a shit, and the piece of shit keeps peeking its head out slightly, and going back in to the asshole despite many attempts to squeeze with your Life Force, to no avail.

When the turd pokes its head out slightly, and then quickly returns to its home: the asshole, it is said the piece of feces is “playing turtle.”

by Proud Posterior April 27, 2024

Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025

eye play

N: When two people get up in each other's face and placing their eyelashes or eyeballs against each other's and move them around.

"I saw a mother in a game of eye play with her toddler son."

by Purple Gurl February 9, 2015

High school play director

Man or woman that, normally, sits there and does nothing to improve the quality of the play/musical

"Imagine of the high school play director actually helped us instead of yelling at us and talking about random things that don't pertain to this"

by Half_blood_mcgee23 November 30, 2021

I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022

Virgin Play

Every time I bring him to the brink, then "accidentally" make him cum and say awww... guess you stay a virgin another day, huh?

Etherial likes to keep a sub in continual virgin play, using every hole they have and keeping them a virgin permanently.

"I'm gonna get me a nice little virgin and keep him that way"

by Bibs 19 January 3, 2019