cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie February 19, 2016

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Salty cracks

When someone knocks on the door when you’re getting your salad tossed and you’re angry about it

That damn encyclopedia salesman interrupted my salad toss! Gave me a real case of the salty cracks

by Emmy winning hentai August 11, 2020

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Border Crack and Deek About

Here is the beautiful place we call Cumbria. We have ITV Border News and Look Around. But that's not what it's called... here in Cumbria it is called border crack (border news) and deek about (look around)

Enjoy your day of nothing. Good bye

Boris is my Prime Minister. Up the UKIP

"What are you watching?"
"Border Crack and Deek About"
"Ok, thank you for the conversation"

by Big Shaq's Mum December 02, 2021

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CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!

OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021

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Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 07, 2021

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