Happiness

Being able to buy jellybeans at the CVS pharmacy

Now that I have a debit card I can now finally achieve happiness. Fuck you disha.

by Fuck-you-Disha October 8, 2019

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Happy Stamp

The act of taking a hot cigarette lighter and holding the hot metal against your skin until it's cool. The outer wheels of the striker and the opening where the flame comes out leaves you branded with a happy face. = 0

He just happy stamped himself

by Kyrodapyro1 March 26, 2024

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happiness

you won’t get it here.

go and PLEASE touch grass.

and maybe you’ll get a gf/bf/enbf while your at it.

Billy-Bob: “i could never have happiness.”
Brad: “it’s ok because we have drugs”

by CrimsonTheMurderous May 27, 2023

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Happiness

Literally "ha! Penis!"

A codeword for NSFW posts.

Look at this comic; it's total happiness.

by MeganFriesen August 14, 2014

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Bingus Happy Day

Bingus Happy day is on February 13th every year and on this day we celebrate our Lord and Savior, Bingus.

Person 1: My birthday is on February 12.

Person 2: THAT'S A DAY BEFORE BINGUS HAPPY DAY

by gr3yd4y November 15, 2023

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happy as a dog in a butcher's shop

Extremely happy, because one's goals have been attained, one's dreams have been fulfilled and because present happiness is expected to linger on and on...

He married his teenage love. He's happy as a dog in a butcher's shop.

by Peter WooPeter November 7, 2016

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