Choking on a squeaky duck

When your taking a tub and and you love autoerotic asphyxiation but don’t have anything to choke yourself so you stick a rubber duck down your throat and hope you will cough it up in time before you die.

Aaron carter was just found choking on a squeaky duck

by Rubberducksareevil November 5, 2022

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

GET YOUR DUCK SICK

IF YOU SWAP THE LETTER D FROM DUCK AND S FROM SICK

YOULL GET
GET YOUR DICK SUCK!!

GET YOUR DUCK SICK!
AZNPAINTRAIN: IM TRYING TO GET MY DUCK SICK FROM DAT SNOW ❄️ BUNNY!

G-SPOT : DAMN SO YOU WANNA GET YOUR DICK SUCK FROM OLE MOOSE KNUCKLE!
AZNPAINTRAIN: HELL YEAH
G-SPOT: RUMORS HAS IT HER SHIT SMELL LIKE NUOC MAM AKA FISH SAUCE!

by anonymous July 1, 2022

duck

a fictional animal who is prophecised to eventually take over the world

The duck goes quack quack.

by maybecaitlyn September 20, 2022

Ducks

They are cool as fuck, adorable, definitely not trying to take over the word, better than penguin creatures.

Ducks quack and fuack.

by DucccEatBageutte February 14, 2024

fup duck

an alternate of fubar or f'd up

damn son that situation is a fup duck

by shawmiserix September 3, 2019

Ducking Taco

When one who’s in the face of foe or opposition chooses to turn the other cheek or cowers in a way to avoid further altercation.

I.E. - ducking your taco means avoiding beef

Person 1 knows that Person 2 is eager for on-sight mutual combat. Person 1 does everything he can to avoid crossing paths with Person 2. Person 2 can say Person 1 is ducking taco or ducking his taco

by AlphaNaz September 2, 2023

sucker duck

A black gay man who is known in the neighborhood for performing oral sex on other gay or straight men.

There is nothing between us, it was a one time thing - you were just a sucker duck

by silly_american January 3, 2018