cheez banana

an exclamation of the obvious

cheez banana! Shut your fricken gob!

by Kbp1234 February 19, 2009

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

banana

Its a FUCKING FRUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

guy 1. whats a banana

guy 2. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU NOT KNOW WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

by dr.dicpic November 2, 2017

Banana

a fruit

who the you dont know about banana fucking idiot peiece of shit

by anomusy November 20, 2017

Banana

A banana can be used for may things, for example, you could use it to yeet at someone's head if they are annoying or if you hate them. Or you can make a phone call on it to!! You also could not look up fruits but your choice. Well hope you enjoy eating your banana

Person one: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
person 2: UGH shut up or I will yeet a banana at your face!

by iDontKnowWhyINeedAUsername October 3, 2020

Banana

Banana, A subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel thier own skin off while cannibalising themselves to the point of death

Guy1: Are you an Onision's fan AKA banana
Guy2: Yes I am *start screaming unconsciously*
Guy1: *Start peeling his skin off and feeding it to Guy2*

by MGx5 February 19, 2017

grilled banana

When, during a sunbed tanning session, one forgets to cover ones member with either suntan cream or a towel. The result being a sunburned, unusable Polony Pony.

Did you hear about Ted? He can't bang that hooker he ordered online because of his grilled banana.

by Maybe on Wednesday August 13, 2017