Sweet potato

My sweet potato is the best tree someone could ever hope for and he is the most fun and loving sweet potato I have ever met

Do you cook your sweet potato

No, I love my sweet potato

by Meatballlllllls March 07, 2022

potato dick

when your dick is so huge first you see its as thick as a potato and as big as a house

I once got so into masturbaiting i finally decided to put penis enlargment cream on my dick, then it got bigger qnd bigger. Finally its big and hard and now I can spew out extra cum

thats a thick potato dick

by Factomatics September 13, 2022

Saggy Potatoes

Where a girl has boobs like a sack of potatoes

Bro, look at them saggy potatoes

by Ors C March 12, 2015

squishy potato

A stress ball in the shape of a potato.

My therapist thought it would be best if I used a squishy potato as a stress relief with added humor.

by Sapheyer Azure October 17, 2018

holy potato

potato that is holy

that potato is holy, cuz its a holy potato

by holy potato March 15, 2022

potatoing

Chilling, being bored, being lazy, ex.

"What are you doing Betty?" "Meh, just potatoing."

by Sweettreat7 August 08, 2020

banish the potato

It means when you have to banish you french fries to the trash

oh no!!! i need to banish the potato!!

by smackmommy March 13, 2018