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mach 1 taco

The sexual act of rapidly smacking your penis against a Hispanic girl's vagina without actually nutting in order to impregnate her. Less than 1% of men can perform this successfully, and those who can are seen as the true disciples of God Almighty.
Guy 1: Hey, Jake, you want to go bowling?
Guy 2: No, man, I have to go to an ultrasound tomorrow because I did a mach 1 taco to Claudia, bro.
Guy 3: Dude, Jake, you're a legend.
by chumbus123 March 2, 2018
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January 1

Today is a day to flirt, kiss, hug, or ask out you crush
Girl:Hey*kisses*
Guy:What the fuck
Girl:It’s January 1
Guy:Oh *kisses*
by Hiimme623 November 17, 2020
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Person 1

Hes like the main man of the storyline the defintion of “person 1” is someone whos either the dumb idiot in your urban dictionary story or the smart one here are 2 example below of person 1 either being smart or dumb
Person 1: DUDE YOUR SO STUPID U LIKE DUCKS?
Person 2: bruv who cares its called an opinion!
Or

Person 1: dude person 2 stop cringing and saying everyone is cringe for not playing fortnite
Person 2: SHUT UP YOU LITTLE FUCKING BITCH FUCK YOU YOU DUMB ASS HOLE DIE NI-
by Goathreearningreat July 15, 2023
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Pillsburydoughboysno.1

One of my favourite mutals. Changes her name a lot. She keep disappearing but I hope she returns.
Pillsburydoughboysno.1 is an amazing mutual!
by Whattisthis December 31, 2021
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GET OUR 1 IN

getting our one in basically means having a quick hit it and quit it situation for example
“Get our 1 in” - having intercourse, involving two people and a one night stand.

Synonyms- hit it and quit it, sex it and exit , smash and dash.
by davii jermaii October 10, 2023
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wings of fire #1 fan

me
by isuc February 23, 2023
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Muskshirt 1

A Muskshirt cab be an activist, evangelist, enthusiast and follower for the fascist takeover of the USA, Germany, UK, other countries and eventually the world and Mars by Elon Musk and connected technofascist oligarchs.

Muskshirts come in several categories all of which can be sub divided into "subordinates" and "NPC's" - non player characters

Subordinates work under the instruction of Musk in government or under instruction in his corporations like Tesla, SpaceX and XTwitter. Given Musk's open declarations of fascist intent all employees of his companies and DOGE can reasonably be labelled Muskshirts.

NPC's is taken from the derogatory comments of Musk towards those he considers inferior (everyone) and not useful to him (almost everyone) and refers to the term used in gaming for programmed characters, cannon fodder etc, and indicates his contempt for all humanity not blessed to be directly acting under his instruction in his malignant, solipsistic, messiah complex view of the world. Musk is happy to ruthlessly exploit his popularity with his NPC followers, particularly on XTwitter and totally enjoys a good arse tonguing from them but ultimately they are meaningless, expendable, meritless and a waste of air to him.
Muskshirt 1 devotion to Elon is now so extreme that if he was posting ads for concentration camp guards they would be queuing around the block.
by tommygundefs February 19, 2025
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